First, we look, and it costs you nothing

A few minutes on the phone first, then we look. No logins, no access to anything of yours, and you keep the write up either way, whether you ever hire us or not.

Send us your web address

Three boxes, about twenty seconds. John will ring you for a few minutes before he looks, so the phone number is the one that matters.

Your web address If there is no website at all, write NONE and we will talk about that instead.

Your name

Best phone number

Want to tell us more? None of this is required.

Business name

Town

Email Only if you would rather have the write up in writing than over the phone.

What can you not do on your own site today that you wish you could? The most useful line on this form. Be as plain as you like.

Who registered the domain name?

Is your email at the same web address?

Who built it, and who do you pay for it Roughly what it costs, if you know it off the top of your head. Do not go and dig out the bill.

Where do you think you are?

Who would keep it up to date, day to day? A name, not a department. If the honest answer is nobody, write nobody.

Anything else, in your own words

Somebody logs in to the site, or buys something through it

We still have the original photographs from our jobs

There is something on the site that has to stay exactly as it is

I would like to hear about the back office work as well

Nothing is charged and nothing is committed. We read it, we look at your site from the outside, and we come back to you with a real answer rather than a number off a form.

Would rather just call?

717-383-8139

Monday through Saturday. Closed Sunday. You get John, not a switchboard, and he is not going to sell you anything on the phone.

We will never ask you for a password. Not on this form, not on the phone, not in an email. The whole review is done from the outside, off information that is already public.

No price comes off a form. We do not quote a job we have not looked at. What you get back is what we found, and then a conversation.

What we actually check

Three things, off public information, in about five minutes

None of it needs a password and none of it touches your site. You could do it yourself, and after you read the write up you will know how.

Every page, dated

Your site publishes a list of its own pages with the date each one was last touched. A page nobody has opened since 2022 tells the whole story on its own.

What is broken and live right now

Placeholder text where a real sentence should be. Buttons that go nowhere. Test posts somebody forgot. Forms with nothing on them to stop spam.

Who holds the keys

Public records show where your site is actually hosted, who the domain name answers to, and whether moving it would touch your email. That last one is the question everybody is really asking.

The last site we looked at had been introducing its owner by the word Name, in Latin, for a year. Nobody had told him. Whoever he was paying should have caught it, and that is the entire reason this review is free.

Your next step

Four things happen, and you decide at the end of them

John rings you. A short call, and he asks the nine questions one at a time. No price is quoted on it. That is deliberate.
We look at your site. From the outside, off public information. No logins, and it costs you nothing.
You get the write up. In plain words, and you keep it whether you hire us or not. Take it to whoever you like.
You decide. We will have told you by then what fits and what we do not take at all. No pressure, no hard sell, and nothing gets signed at a kitchen table.

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